Corona Devo 3286
I found this guy walking on the wall at work the other day. My usual practice with insects of any kind is the death penalty, and I don't feel a lick of remorse in sharing that with you. Judge me if you like, but bugs belong outside in their domain, and not inside in mine . However, as I watched this delicate arachnid climb and rappel up and down the wall on an invisible string for a minute or two, I had the thought that perhaps I could take him outside and let him go free ...instead of crushing and then flushing him. In a moment of kindness, I gently cupped his tiny torso in a wad of toilet paper, and he stayed still in the two-ply softness as I made a bee-line to the front door of the office and then uncrumpled both him and paper to release him into the freedom of daylight. (Seemingly) stunned at my goodwill-deed, he stood still for a long minute, and then ...